英语幽默小故事带翻译：Reasoning 推理（中英双语）
112.Reasoning
112.推理
A fourth-grade teacher was diving her pupils a lesson in logic.”Here is the situation,"she said.”A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river，fishing. He loses his balance，falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
小学四年级的教师在给学生们讲逻辑学。“有这样一种情况。”她说:“一个男人站在河中心的一条船上钓鱼。他突然失去重心，掉进了水里。于是，他开始挣扎并呼喊救命。他的妻子听到了他的喊声，知道他不会游泳，所以她就急忙跑向bank。请你们告诉我这是为什么?”
A girl raised her hand and asked，"To draw out all of his savings?"
一个女学生举起手答道:“是不是去取他的存钱?”
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