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"Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show?"

"No, but I am encouraged," he replied. "Somebody stole one."


不算太坏

“你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗?”

“没有,但我还是受到了鼓励,”他回答说,“有人偷走了一幅。”

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