趣味图片英语笑话：the new surgeon 新外科医生（双语）
Wait wait! I'm cutting in somebody ,,, and I never even finished medical school! I faked my diploma to get the job! And I'm wasted on shots!
等等!我正在切一个人,,,我甚至从来没有从医学院毕业!我伪造文凭得到这份工作!我浪费在射门上!
After a few minutes the new surgeon was calmed down, and the operation went on as planned
几分钟后新外科医生平静下来,继续按照计划操作
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