Family Joke(24)
The physician writing out a prescription for his hypertensive cardiac patient：“Diazepam 5mg（tranquilizer）TDS”。
The patient‘s wife asks，“Doctor，when are these medicines to be given？”
Doctor：“These are to be taken by you. He needs rest”
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