趣味图片英语笑话:Baby birds 幼鸟(双语)
Open real wide and just scream like a maniac at the top of your lungs!
张的很宽,就像个疯子一样在你的肺部的顶端尖叫!
Baby birds show kindergarten kids how it's done
幼鸟给幼儿园的孩子展示这是如何做到的
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