知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇09：Bad Day 倒霉的一天（中英+）
There was a guy in a bar, just looking at his drink.
一个男人坐在酒吧里，看着自己的酒发呆。
He stayed like that for half an hour.
他这个样子已经有半个小时了。
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to him,took the drink from the guy, and drank it all down.
这时，一个好惹事的卡车司机走到他旁边，从他手里一把抢过酒杯，把酒喝了个精光。
The poor man started crying.
可怜的男人大哭起来。
The truck driver said, "Come on man, I was just joking.
卡车司机说，“拜托，哥们，我只是在和你开个玩笑。
Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying"
这样吧，我再给你买一杯，我实在受不了看着一个大男人哭。”
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life.
“不，不是那样的。今天是我这辈子最倒霉的日子。
First, I was late getting to my office.
首先，我上班迟到了，
My boss was outrageous, and fired me.
我的老板是个蛮横的家伙，他把我炒了。
When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen.
当我离开办公楼去取车时，发现我的车被偷了,
The police say they can do nothing.
警察却说他们对此无能为力。
I got a cab to return home,and when I left it,
于是我只好打车回家，下了车，
I remembered I left my wallet and credit cards there.
我发现钱包和信用卡都落在了车上，
The cab driver just drove away.
但那个出租车司机已经把车开走了。
When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
我回到家，发现我老婆和园丁正在床上鬼混。
I left home and came to this bar.
我离开家，来到这个酒吧。
And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life,you show up and drink my poison"
而现在，正当我考虑要结束我的生命，你出现了，还喝了我的毒酒。”
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