迟到的原因
Teacher：Johnny，why are you late for school every morning？
老师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到？
Johnny：Every time when I come to the corner，a guidepost says，“School――Go Slow”.
约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着“学校――缓行”。
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