The Hollywood hotel

　　The Top 10 Floor Plans for the Planet Hollywood Movie Hotel　　1. "Scream" suite which becomes vacant quickly.　　2. Hotel pool never gets used due to menacing music and one lone fin circling...
2018-12-27 英语笑话
趣味图片英语笑话：What do you mean你们什么意思（双语）

你们什么意思，船上已经有两只猎豹了！？好吧，我和诺亚谈谈……What do you mean, there are already two cheetahs on board!? 你们什么意思，船上已经有两只猎豹了！？ Let me talk to Noah …&hell...
2018-11-02 英语笑话
我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？

Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two! 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧...
2018-11-30 英语笑话
趣味幽默双语笑话小白兔买面包

小白兔买面包One day a little white rabbit went to a bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"一天有只小白兔来到面包店问：“请问你们有100个小面包吗？”The shopkeeper answered, "...
2018-11-27 英语笑话
那么往我的卡车上猛装吧

Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "Th...
2018-11-26 英语笑话
Classic humour stories(56)

A Fine Match One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a...
2019-01-06 英语笑话
笑话3则 THREE JOKES

1.Count to one Hundred Before You Speak In class,the teacher,with his back leaning against the stove,said to the students,"Before you speak,you should think and count to...
2018-11-22 英语笑话
英语幽默小故事带翻译： Formal announcement 正式通知（中英双语）

14.Formal announcement 正式通知14·正式通知My friend，soon to be a bride，attended a church wedding where a number of babies and small children in the con-gregation...
2018-11-01 英语笑话
那人目瞪口呆地瞧着这小男孩

Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.One day on his way to school, Bi...
2018-11-26 英语笑话
Put me into a fighting mood

　　Patient： Doctor， what I need is something to stir me up； something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription？　　Doctor： No need for that. You will find tha...
2018-12-26 英语笑话