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趣味图片英语笑话:World of Warcraft 魔兽世界(双语)

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Ernie, I haven't seen Lord of the Rings or Star Wars ... and I don't know what World of Warcraft is ...

厄尼,我没看过《指环王》或《星球大战》……我不知道什么是魔兽世界……

WHAAAAAAT!? So that's why you stare blankly at me every time I say something ...

什么 ! ?这就是你为什么每次茫然抬头看我说什么的原因…

After 4 years they both realized their relationship was hopeless

四年后他们都意识到他们之间的关系是无望的

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