英语幽默漫画带翻译:不好意思,你资历太高(双语)
A: I’d like to borrow some money to raise swine.
A:我想借点钱来养猪。
B: What experience have you had?
B:你有什么经验?
A: I served in the senate for six years.
A:我在参议院工作了6年。
B:Sorry, pal, you’re over qualified.
B:抱歉朋友,你的资历过高。
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