知行哈哈糖英语笑话之生活篇32：Is she pregnant? 她怀孕了吗（中英+）
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the new doctors ...
有个妇女去看病，为她诊治的是一名年轻的医生。
but after 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
检查进行了大约四分钟，她哭着跑了出去，在走廊里面一边跑一边大叫着。
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
一位老医生拦住了她，问她发生了什么事，妇女告诉了他事情的经过。
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
听她说完，老医生让她坐在另一间屋子里放松一下，
The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you?
他自己穿过走廊来到新医生的办公室：“你是怎么搞的？
Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
特里太太今年63岁，她的四个孩子都成年了，还有7个孙子孙女，可是你居然对她说她怀孕了？”
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"
新医生继续做着他的纪录，眼皮都没抬一下：“她现在还打嗝吗？”
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