汤姆上学迟到的原因--双语幽默笑话
teacher: tom, why are you late for school every day?
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
tom: every time i come to the corner, a sign says, school-go slow.
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校----慢行。
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