趣味图片英语笑话：subway 地铁（双语）
There's no way we can accept the expansion of your subway. For thousands of years we have had a monopoly on constructing tunnels down here. We're gonna get in touch with our union!
我们不可以接受你们地铁的扩张。几千年来我们已经垄断隧道的建设。我们会联系我们的联盟!
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