初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话36：反击（中英）
1 .Counterattack
反击
The German poet Heine was Jewish. Once at a patty a traveler said to him: "I found an island where, to my surprise, there were no Jews or donkeys!"
德国大诗人海涅是犹太人。有一次晚会上，一个旅行家对他说:“我发现了一座岛屿，令我惊奇的是，那个岛上竟然没有犹太人和驴子!”
Henie said calmly: "Well, this defect can only be remedied when you and I together go to the island!"
海涅不动声色地说:“看来，只有你我一起去那个岛上，才会弥补这个缺陷!”
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