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趣味图片英语笑话:a nuclear war 核战争(双语)

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What about my pension fund? And I just paid the cabel bill!? And does my insurance still cover? I can't live like this!

我的养老基金呢?我刚付了卡贝尔账单! ?和我的保险还有用吗?像这样我就没法过了!

Matt and Jason were the only survivors after a nuclear war

马特和杰森是核战争后唯一的幸存者

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