初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话18：委婉的提醒（中英）
4.A Gentle Reminder
委婉的提醒
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?"
结婚很久了，丈夫现在有时需要我委婉地提醒他一些特别的日子。在结婚35周年纪念日的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示他说:“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗？”
Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?"
他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我:“那么，你想交换座泣，是吗？”
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