成功的男人是赚的钱比老婆花的钱多的人

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successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend .A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

成功的男人是赚的钱比老婆花的钱多的人，成功的女人是能找到这样的男人的人。

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