英语幽默漫画带翻译：节约时间（双语）

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Schoolteacher: Who can tell me why we have daylight saving time? Johnny?

师：谁能告诉我为什么我们要节约时间？约翰？

Johnny: So my dad can play 18 holes after work.

约翰：这样我爸爸下班后就可以打18个洞。

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