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  A Drunkard

  A drunkard in a bar saw a man coming in with a duck under his arm and asked,“What are you doing with the pig?”

  The new comer said it was a duck, not a pig.

  “I was talking to the duck,not to you,”the drunkard replied.

  酒鬼

  在酒吧间,有一个酒鬼看见一个人腋下夹着一只鸭子走了进来,便问:“你和猪在一起干什么?”

  新进来的人说是鸭子,而不是猪。

  “我在和鸭子说话,不是和你说话。”酒鬼回答说。

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