A Fine Match
势均力敌
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she...
Talking on the TelephoneEach Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better i...
Grandpa was driving with his 9-year-old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said，“I did that by accident.” She replied，“I k...
47.A Silly Rabbit47.愚蠢的兔子Little Steve has a pet rabbit，Bunny. He plays with it every day after school. One day his mother sees that her little boy is holding Bunn...
Friend for DinnerHoney, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are...
There was a man driving a pickup truck down a country road，when suddenly he was broad sided by a trailer truck. Some time went by，and the case got to court. The defense attorney said to the plai...
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. “...
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TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什...
