趣味图片英语笑话：ugly face 丑陋的脸（双语）
What do you feel like doing on our day together?
我们在一起的日子里你想做什么?
I have an urge to scream obscenities into your ugly face and punch your nose into a bloody pulp and try to rip your head off because our marriage is destroying my life ... But if you want to do something else, that's okay too...
我有一个冲动,对着你丑陋的脸张狂地尖叫,打你的鼻子流血和试着割下你的头,因为我们的婚姻是破坏我的生活…但是如果你想做别的事情,那也是好的……
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