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趣味图片英语笑话:I'm tried 我累了(双语)

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I'm tried of every man looking at me like I'm a piece of meat!

我累了,每个人看我就像我是一块肉!

I'm tired of every man looking at me like I'm a pretzel...

我累了,每个人看着我,好像我是一个椒盐卷饼的...
 

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