小孩的祈祷

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　　Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs:

　　"I pray for a bicycle!I pray for a PS2!I pray for a new DVD!"

　　His older brother leaned over, nudged（轻轻推） the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

　　To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"

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