每日一笑：(7.18)
Tommy's father rushed out of the bathroom waving his shaving brush.
"This thing's useless!" he complained. "I can't shave with it."
"That's funny," said Tommy. "It was fine this morning when I washed my bike with it."
今天早晨还好着呢。
汤米的爸爸挥动着手里的修面刷从浴室里冲了出来。
“这个东西真是没用。”他抱怨着，“根本不能修脸。”
“真有意思，”汤米说，“我今天早晨用它刷我的自行车时它还好好的呢。”
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