看笑话学英语09:Chicken Soup鸡汤
听笑话学英语:Chicken soup 鸡汤
Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else."
Joe在住院，一天午餐时间，他看了看自己的饭菜，说：“我不喜欢鸡汤，拿点别的给我吧。”
The hospital worker said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it."
医院的护工说：“鸡汤对您的身体有好处，医生说您得喝这个。”
Regardless, the patient refused to eat it. That night, a patient in the room with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema.
无论如何，Joe还是不肯喝。那天晚上，和Joe同房间的一个病人得了严重的胃病，于是护士过来给他灌肠。
By mistake, they gave the enema to Joe. The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital.
可是他们搞错了，给Joe做了灌肠。第二个礼拜，Joe出院时，新住进来的病人问他觉得医院怎么样。
He told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food. when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!"
Joe告诉他：“这个医院本身是很好的，但是他们对伙食真的很严格，如果他们让你喝鸡汤，你最好喝了它，不然他们会半夜过来硬是从你后面塞进去！”
英语单词学习：
1 refuse
n. 垃圾；废物
vt. 拒绝；不愿；抵制
vi. 拒绝
eg：He refused to comment after the trial.
该审判之后他拒绝发表评论。
短语
refuse chute 垃圾槽 ; 垃圾坑 ; 垃圾道 ; 乐瑟槽
refuse collector 垃圾收集车 ; 垃圾收集器
refuse collection 垃圾收集 ; 收集垃圾
refuse trough 垃圾槽 ; 乐瑟槽
refuse bag [环境] 垃圾袋 ; 废物袋
refuse container 垃圾桶 ; 垃圾箱
refuse site 废地
refuse cart 手推垃圾车
packed refuse 打包垃圾
2 Regardless
adj. 不管；不顾；不注意
Eg：It takes in anybody regardless of religion, colour, or creed.
这个组织接纳任何人，不管其宗教、肤色或信仰。
短语
delay regardless 无论延迟 ; 拖延不管
Regardless how 不论如何
Regardless was 不论
Regardless Plight 窘况
regardless adj 不管怎样
regardless a 不注意
But Regardless 但不管怎样
regardless of 不顾 ; 不管 ; 不惜 ; 无论
regardless ad 不顾一切地 ; 不顾
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