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每日一笑(8.16)

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                     The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife,"
   the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then
   answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an
   hour why my answer is wrong.


           可怜的丈夫。    
   
    “你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难,”一个男人对
   他的朋友诉苦说,“她问我一个问题,然后自己回答了,过后又
   花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”



个人电脑问题,听力暂时不可使用,委屈各位词友了哦.
我提前发贴.......

小格言:给别人一个笑容,换他人一份"芳心"


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