电话推销员
I answered the phone one evening and quickly realized the voice on the other end belonged to a telemarketer.
"Good evening," he said, "may I speak with Leah Jonason?"
"She is a baby, " I replied.
"All right," said the caller, "I'll try again later."
电话推销员
一天晚上我接了一个电话，对方的声音使我很快意识到他是个电话推销员。
“晚上好，”他说，“我想和利厄乔纳森说话。”
“她是个婴儿，”我回答说。
“没关系，”他说，“我以后再打。”
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/98033.html
相关文章
-
英语笑话:为什么喝得这么快
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不...
2019-01-07 英语笑话 -
全世界最会“骂人”的莎翁语录汇总
全世界最会“骂人”的莎翁语录汇总 So you think you know a foul word or two? Shakespeare’s insults, put downs and cussing were second to none, and with his insults Sha...
2018-11-30 英语笑话 -
Doctors Joke (62)
A doctor told his patient after reviewing his x-rays he needed surgery costing $5000.00. The patient said he only had $500.00 and what could be done. The doctor said，“Well，I can always touch-up...
2018-12-29 英语笑话 -
A Holiday from School
A Holiday from School Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go. If he sneezed， he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a headache， he...
2018-12-28 英语笑话 -
现在谁能告诉我们哪个是哪个吗？
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher: Please...
2018-11-27 英语笑话 -
英语幽默 - Chldren's Prayer
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRA...
2019-03-19 英语笑话 -
听这样language 多么不nice
不见不散》里葛优的一句“瞧这house，very nice.”笑翻了所有看客，不知道冯氏到底要用这句话讽刺哪些人，反正从此后，笔者对中英文夹杂着乱说一气的行为，深恶痛绝。土洋结合，用好了叫做中西合璧，用不好就是四不像，小到...
2018-12-29 英语笑话 -
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹119：饭前的谢恩祈祷(中英)
This Christian was thrown into the ring with a lion. Terrified，he fell on his knees and started praying. At the same time the 1ion dropped down on it's knees and started praying too. The Chris...
2018-11-01 英语笑话
