每日一笑North or South(8.25)

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North or South?

　　　
　　　 Jack: Now, guess it. When the head of a cow points north,
　　　　　　where will her tail point?
　　　 John: To the south, naturally.
　　　 Jack: You are wrong. It points to the ground, as usual.

　　　　　　　　　　北还是南？　　　
　　　
　　　杰克：现在，你来猜猜看。当一头牛的脑袋冲着北边时，
　　　　　　它的尾巴指向什么地方？
　　　约翰：当然是南方了。
　　　杰克：错了，它还是象往常一样冲着地面。

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小格言:就算大海遥望无边,可是也有停泊靠岸,,,,

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