每日一笑I don‘t even know that woman！（12.2）
I don't even know that woman!
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman
siting on a bench, passionately kissing.
"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.
"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"
我又不认识那个女人。
一对在公园散步的夫妇注意到坐在长凳上的那对年轻男女正在
热烈地接吻。
“为什么你不能那样做呢？”妻子说。
“亲爱的，”她丈夫回答，“我又不认识那个女人！”
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