你祷告干吗这么大声啊
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers, when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs:
"I pray for a bicycle!I pray for a PS2!I pray for a new DVD!"
His older brother leaned over, nudged（轻轻推） the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."
To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
两个小男孩在爷爷奶奶家过夜。睡觉前，俩孩子跪在床边做祷告时，最小的那个扯着嗓门祈祷：
“我祈求一部自行车！我祈求一部ps2游戏机！我祈求一部DVD机！”
他哥哥凑过身去，捅捅弟弟，说：“你祷告干吗这么大声啊？上帝又不是聋子。”
弟弟听了说：“是不聋，可奶奶聋！”
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