My teeth are in the piece

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At the cinema, a woman was watching the film, enjoying it very much. Sitting next to her was a man, who was obviously eating something. Suddenly he started looking over the floor below his feet. As if trying to find something. Annoyed by the noise, the woman hissed:" what are you doing? what are you looking for?"
"A piece of hard chocolate." The man replied to her in a low voice.
"A piece of chocolate?" She stared irately. "Forget it, it's already dirty, anyway. Take this and be quiet, please. I'm listening to the film". She added, giving the man a big piece of chocolate.
"Thank you, the man said,"but my teeth are in the piece on the floor."

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