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A man who said no

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On a damp winter evening, A zalours friend of main noticed a man staggerin about Times

Squauer subway station ,a briefcase swung from his hand and he'd noticebely had one too many.



Asked if he's all right ,the man gave a zeague but affirmative response .However,my friend

could't see someone who stayde alone in a Newyork subway station without trying to help .he follwed

the chap ,and again asked "Are you sure you're all right? which subway station are you looking for ?

do you need help getting home?" the object of his attentions roared ,in a low voice"leave me

alone ,I'm an undercover cop."

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