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  My wife decided to meet some of the children residing at our emergency shelter. Realizing that she was the wife of the Development Coordinator,a young child asked if we were husband and wife to which my wife said“Yes”Without missing a beat,this particular girl remarked how short I was. This sweet child‘s next statement said it all when she asked thoughtfully,“Wasn’t he taller when he married you?”

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