每日一笑(5.1)
wake up
A couple stopped talking to each other after a quarrel. However, the husband was worried about to catch up a meeting early next morning, so he wrote his wife a note:"Please wake me up at 7:00am." The next morning, he was upset to wake up at 8:00. Then he saw a note at his bedside:"Wake up you stupid! It's 7:20 now."
起床啦
一对夫妇吵架了，谁也不和对方说话。 第二天，丈夫因为一大早要去开会，所以希望太太早上能叫醒他。但是他又不愿意先说话，于是就拿了一张纸条给太太，上面写道：“明天早上七点叫我起床”第二天早上，丈夫起床的时候已经八点了，他又急又气，突然发现一张纸条放在床头上，上面写道：“死鬼！七点二十了。快起床。”
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