趣味图片英语笑话：older Miley Cyrus年老的麦莉·赛勒斯（双语）
see how adorable i was styled! like a weird slut who would get it on with anybody. oh golly, how quickly time flies by ...
看我的风格是多么的迷人!像一个怪异的荡妇和任何人做爱。哦天啊,时光飞逝,……
you look cute humping that foam finger, grandma!
你那看起来可爱的泡沫手指呈驼峰状,奶奶!
the older miley cyrus with her grand kids
年老的麦莉·赛勒斯和她的孙子们
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