A “KISS” 不是代表一个吻

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　　At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.
　　
　　The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a ‘KISS‘ before you begin your speech."
　　
　　The speaker smiled and explained, "You don‘t know my wife. The ‘KISS‘ she give me stands for ‘Keep It Short, Stupid.‘"

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