简单的税率
MAN: KOYER THE LAWYER!What brings you here?
LAWYER:A public service.I bring important news form the king regarding taxes.
LAWYER:"Due to popular demand the tax structure will be greatly simplified...Henceforth,one basic tax rate will be charged to everyone!"
MAN: May we ask what the rate will be?
LAWYER:100%
MAN: What could be simpler than that?
man:会是谁来了? "砰 砰"
man:是柯耶律师!什么风把你吹来的?
律师:我为公事而来.我从国王那里带来有关纳税的重要消息.
律师:"由于民众的请求,赋税结构将大为简化...从现在开始,每个人都负担统一的基本税率!"
man:可以请教税率会变成多少么?
律师:100%
man:还有比那更简单的么?
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