英语沙龙-开心乐园-13

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Nice TryMy wife and I were stopped by a state policeman. He started to write up a speeding ticket. My wife, who’s a hair stylist, said, “If you let us off with a warning, I’ll give you a free haircut for a year. ”The policeman removed his hat--and he was completely bald. □by Peter Orphanos尝试我和妻子被警察拦住了，他给我们开一个超速的罚款单。我的妻子是一个发型设计师，于是她就对警察说，“如果你让我们免于警告，我就为你免费理发一年。”警察脱下他的帽子——他是一个光头。本文无注释

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