英语幽默笑话30秒Unit10：Laboratory Tests实验室检查(双语)
Laboratory Tests
实验室检查
Two children were sitting outside a clinic.
有两个小孩子坐在一间诊疗室外面。
One of them was crying very loudly.
其中一个小孩子哭得非常犬声。
2nd Child；Why are you crying?
第二位小孩子说：“你为什么哭呀？”
1st Child:I came here for blood test.
第一位小孩子说：“我来这里验血呀”
2nd Child：So？Are you afraid?
第二位小孩子说：“那又怎样？你害怕呀？”
1st Child :No .Not that.For the blood test,they cut my finger.
第一位小孩子说：“不怕呀，又不是那样啦。因为验血的话，他们要割我的手指头啦。”
At this,the second one started crying.
一听到这么说，第二位小孩子就开始哭了，
The first one was astonished.
第一位小孩子就非常惊讶。
1st Child :Why are you crying now?
第一位小孩子说：“你现在为什幺哭呀？”
2nd Child :I have come for my urine?test!
第二位小孩子说：“我来这里微尿液检验的啦．！”
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