笑话习题簿12.27
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel.
Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up? 圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯，门还未开前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会将它捡起？
答案
Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!
当然是圣诞老人啦！为什么？因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。
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