英语幽默笑话30秒Unit37：Beef Sandwich牛肉三明治 (双语)
Beef Sandwich
牛肉三明治
A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter.
有一名男子走近一家熟食店，在吃午餐的柜台旁选了一个位置。
"Give me corned beef sandwich,"he ordered.
他点餐时说：“给我来个腌牛肉三明治。”
"Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu,but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it ,like our midnight Special."
"菜单上没有腌牛肉三 明治，但是我可以给你一个里面有腌牛肉的三明治，像是我们的午夜特餐。”
"What's a Midnight Special?"
“午夜特餐是什么？”
"A triple decker with corned beef,tongue,bologna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pockle and mayonnaise,on toasted raisin bread."
“有三层，里面是腌牛肉、牛舌、熏香肠、蕃茄、莴苣、 洋葱、腌泡菜，还有美乃滋的三层烤葡萄干面包。…
"Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it to me on a plate?"
"你可不可以在两片白面包中间只放一片腌牛肉，装在一个盘子上端给我吃？”
"Why,sure!"Then,turning to the sandwich man ,
“哦，当然可以。啦！”接着他就转向制作三明治的人，
he sang out:"One Midnighet Special.Make it one deck,hold the tongue,bolgna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pickle and mayonnaise,and make the raisin bread white,untoasted!"
大声喊出：“一个午夜特餐。把它做一层就好，里面不要加牛着、熏香肠、蕃茄、莴苣、洋葱、腌泡菜和美乃滋，把葡萄干面包做成白面包，不要烤！”
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