笑话习题簿11.1.8
“Dear George， I remember I said‘no’ to someone last night， but I had forgotten who it was.” 一个社交界的青年给一位年轻女士挖苦地写道：“亲爱的史密斯小姐，您也许记得我昨晚向您求婚，但我现在记不起您到底是答应了还是没答应。”
“亲爱的乔治，我记得昨晚是对一个人说了‘不’，但忘了那人是谁。”练习：
你知道谁更聪明吗?
答案：
史密斯。
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