双语笑话《糊涂侦探》爆笑台词

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Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.
Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.
99号：我以前长得像我妈妈。
麦克斯：我以前长得像……两个我妈妈加起来。

Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking, "Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head"? If so, then yes.
麦克斯：我们有没有想一块儿去？
局长：我不知道。你要是在想“要命，真要命，这条剑鱼差点戳穿我脑袋了”的话，那我们就想一块儿去了。

Maxwell Smart: Okay, not to keep dwelling on this, but that was some kiss. How did you know that will work? Have you kissed other men who then plummented to their deaths?
麦克斯：好吧，我也不想细说，不过那啵儿可真是……你咋知道那会管用的？你以前也有把别的男人往死里亲过的？

Agent 99: Did you see anything while I was dancing?
Maxwell Smart: Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you that high.
99号：我跳舞的时候你有看到什么没？
麦克斯：就见到一次裙底，不过我想你也没料到他能把你举这么高。

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