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笑话习题簿11.1.22

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                  At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have tonight, Mr. Jones."
   "To sit next to you," he replied gallantly, "would cause any man to lose his appetite."
   在一次晚餐聚会上,一位腼腆的年青人一直在冥思苦想对女主人说一些好听的话。机会总于来了,女主人转向他说:“琼斯先生,您今晚的饭量太小了。”
   “坐在您身边,”他殷勤的说道,“任何男人都会失去胃口的。”
练习:
你听懂了么?
答案:
本来是想赞美的,结果听起来好像变了味~所以说会说话是很重要的呢~                                                   

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