笑话习题簿11.1.23
Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.妈妈(正教训她的女儿):你不该拽猫的尾巴。
女儿:妈,我只是握着猫尾巴,它自己在拽。
练习:
是谁在拽?
答案:
力的作用是相互的呢~
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