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英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.16

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   Proctor(exceedingly angry):“So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?”
   Soph.(meekly):“The right leg,sir.”
   学监(非常生气):“现在你承认这可怜的新生被扔进这蛙池里,浑身湿透?那么你在这不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?”
   二年级学生(恭顺地):“右腿,先生。”练习:
What did he do?
答案:
把新生踢进水池里了。。。
                                                    

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