钱与朋友

相关文章

• Marriage Joke(56)

  　　A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age. The husband responded“When...

  2018-12-31 英语笑话

• 不过是你先起的头哦

  Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"The candidate said, "In...

  2018-11-26 英语笑话

• 没把头发全剪掉啊！

  　　I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF　　Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules： clerks had to have their hair cut in their...

  2018-12-25 英语笑话

• Elderly Joke(7)

  　　There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So son #1 bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would sure...

  2018-12-29 英语笑话

• 双语搞笑：一句话幽默

  i used to eat a lot of natural foods until i learned that most people die of natural causes.自从我听说“人还是死于天然原因者居多...

  2018-10-29 英语笑话

• 所以我给了他整个字母表

  There was a little girl who was praying in her bedroom. When her grandfather passed by, he tried to listen while she was praying. But all he heard was "A, B, C, D, E, F..."...

  2018-11-28 英语笑话

• Doctors Joke (19)

  　　A man walks into a doctor‘s office with a stick of celery in one ear，a carrot in the other and a grape up his nose. Confused，the man asks：“Doctor what’s wrong with me？”The doctor looks at the...

  2018-12-29 英语笑话

• 英语幽默精读【23】A Bad Doctor

  　　A man walked into a doctor's examining room.　　"Put out your tongue," the doctor said.　　The man put out his tongue and the doctor said.　　"0. K. You can put your tongue back now. " the doc...

  2019-01-07 英语笑话

• 研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上。”

  “研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来，”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说‘下午好’，本科生们回答说‘下午好’。研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记...

  2018-11-29 英语笑话

• 英汉幽默故事选读【29】

  I'm a Police Officer　　When my husband, Jack, was a police officer, he once approached a home guarded by two ferocious dogs. They lunged at the screen door with such force that it opened, and the...

  2019-01-06 英语笑话