英汉双语笑话习题簿11.3.30
Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
Husband:It/'s okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.
丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的. 问题：遇到这样的回答你是什么表情？回答：哈哈很无语
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