随机应变的说谎者--双语幽默笑话
stranger: catch any fish?
陌生人：钓到鱼了吗？
fisherman: did i! i took forty out of this stream this morning.
钓鱼者：我是谁？一早晨我就在这条小溪钓到了40多条鱼呢。
stranger: know who i am? i'm the game warden.
陌生人：你知道我是谁吗？我是这里的渔猎执行官。
fisherman: know who i am? i'm the biggest liar in the state.
钓鱼者：那你知道我是谁吗？我是全国最大的说谎者。
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