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英汉双语笑话习题簿11.4.5

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      Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
      Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"

      维尔和比尔在争吵,谁的爸爸是更强壮的一个。维尔说:“你知道太平洋吗? 那个坑是我爸爸挖的。”
     比尔不屑地说:“那没什么。你知道死海吗? 那是我爸爸打死的。”问题:谁的爸爸更强壮?
回答:都很强悍O(∩_∩)O~。

  
                                                    

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